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25 Signs you are the un-disputed king of Delhi Driving

There is something more than just a License you need to deal with Delhi traffic and roads – a little bit of the true Delhi spirit running in your blood because you either have it or you don’t!

1. You never forget to carry a helmet before you leave the house and you have one kept permanently at the back seat of your car.

 

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2.  You take toll roads to beat the traffic every day. And still get stuck in long queues, wondering what you paid the toll for.

 

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3.     Nevertheless, you take the same toll road again the next day. You see you are eternally hopeful!

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4. And dream of the day , you would do this.

 

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5.     You take it for granted that the only way to get someone’s attention is either by honking loudly or using certain privileged words({$$%^&**$) without which you assume the car in front would not budge an inch.

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6.     And if that doesn’t work, you know how to resort to a friendly signalling.

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You ignore red lights and stop signs because “Tujhe pata hai , mera baap kaun hai”?

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Are you telling or asking BTW!

 

  

7.     And if that doesn’t work, you have devised your own crazy ways to convince the “thullas”.

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8.     You have mastered the art of skilfully driving over potholes and sidewalks (roads what’s that)?

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9.     You can park anywhere, really anywhere!

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10.  You are prepared for some unsupportive fellow passengers on the road because they may not have the same road sense as others.

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11. Others may just refuse to budge.

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12. Sometimes the traffic is so slow you have to catch up on some reading to keep you awake.

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13. But of-course the red lights demand for more severe measures like catching up on old forgotten hobbies.

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14. And why forget the dance rehearsal to the upcoming office party.

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15. When calculating time to reach your destination, you think in terms of office –non office hours, current traffic situation and congestion areas instead of the actual distance.

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You really need to take it easy Delhi!

 

 

16.  You are so used to the traffic; it’s now like second home.

 

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 17. A Punjabi Song cd is a must in your car collection.

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18. You always carry the exact change for toll road tariff and feel proud every time you hand over the exact amount to an obviously impressed attendant at the booth.

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19.  You always have the ready excuse of being stuck in traffic for reaching late almost everywhere and it almost always works. 

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20.  You beat your traffic blues by hitting the Yamuna Expressway every once in a while. And when you are there, there is no stopping you.

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21.You spend a major portion of your day on the road, driving sometimes more than that you spend at home or office.

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23. Considering which you have converted your car in to a mini home away from home complete with all the necessities, snacks, newspapers, magazines, music, and sun shades for your window in case you need to take a nap. Infact, the dikky now resembles a mini storage room.          

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23.   Since you don’t have much time left at your hand getting from one place to another most of the time, so you utilize your driving time to finish pending office work and taking con-calls.

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24. You know the lyrics of all the latest top ten songs by heart. Thanks to the zillion radio channels for plying them in loop.

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25. In your mind, your co- passengers on the road who wouldn’t let you change lanes might as well die!

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swatic12

I am Swati Chauhan and i live in the South of Sweden. A computer engineer and a Management graduate by education, I am a writer by passion. I write about personal growth, self motivation,increasing productivity, optimizing life,achieving goals,social skills and increasing the Happiness quotient of your life.

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